MAYNHOLUP!’s Ro Of The Week #8


Ro Of The Week is a regular column where legendary comment window gun buster MAYNHOLUP! drops some gems from the seemingly endless Z-Ro catalog.

Edgar Lee f/ Z-Ro & Trae – “All About Gettin’ Paid

from American Dream III Compilation (Big Tyme, 2000)

Lessssss git it!

Wuss good CBRAP u alreddy know whu it is yung MAYNHOLUP! righ heah boutta put yall Ro-hataz up on sum more fiyah frum de bess rapper eva!

Ah mayn I been str8 chillin on spring break righ heah mayn I wuz boutta go to GA but I decided to juss kick it here wit mah boi DR PIFF. We been bumpin dat ROTHERFIELD too mayn! ‘Top Notch’, ‘Respect My Mind’, an ‘Happy Feelin’z’ been on heavy rotationz so dis week I’ma throw it back to sum mo Z-Ro feature hotness.

I on’t know much bout ‘All About Gettin’ Paid’ besides de fact dat Ro killllllllls it. De boi muss have like 100 uv deze black-out, “mayynnnnn hol up!” verses juss lyin round de Mo City streetz. De fact dat Ro never blew up is wun uv de biggest tregediez in rap righ up der wit December 4th, 2007 (he gittin der doe: “No platinum yet, but on mah way please believe me!”). And dats yo fault mayn. Go cop wun uv de bois albumz even if u alreddy got it. Dat ‘Z-Ro Vs. The World’ stay in de deck in mah slab mayn u alreddy know.

So enjoy dis here mayn it ont git any betta! Ah mayn im boutta watch deze Wolves righ heah hopefully pull wun out vs. Nola. An to all u Kevin Love hataz: nah mayn. u wrong mayn. Truss me when I say de boi got de potential to be a top 10 playa in de league I watch him night in an night out yall stay watchin OJ Mayo jack up 22 foot jumperz, fuck outta here wit dat.

“Mayn hol up, let me roll up sumthin sticky

full uv dem pills leanin mah people gotta cum an git me!”

16 Responses to “MAYNHOLUP!’s Ro Of The Week #8”

  1. DR. PiFf Says:

    But for all its achievements, Ro lives under a curse that most other rappaz nevah face: the threat of elimination. hiz remarkable progress over the decades has not liberated ‘im from a multi-pronged peril that includes nearly every means imaginable: weapons of mass destruction, conventional military attack, terrorism, internal subversion, economic blockade, demographic assault and ideological undermining. No other contemporary rappa faces such an array of threats; indeed, probably none in history ever has.

  2. Tree Frog Says:

    I love you, man.

    Get set, yo, the beat don’t stop.

  3. sosa Says:

    after a night of hookah at layal, i ended up on fondren and main. i decided i might as well pick me up some lean.

  4. TSF Says:

    Hell yeeeah, smooth shit here MAYN. Gophers better bring it to the Big Dance, I’ve got em beating Texas in the first round and I NEED THAT MONEY!!!

  5. Jay (d)eff Kay Says:

    LOL @ the campy drama in “No other contemporary rappa faces such an array of threats; indeed, probably none in history ever has.”

    So Maynholup introduces ANOTHER alter ego into the comment game? One that seems like a super scientifical, conspiracy theorist?

  6. noz Says:

    Yeah it’s a little disappointing to find out that Mayn and Piff share an IP.

  7. MAYNHOLUP! Says:

    haha mayn i aint DR PIFF dass funny doe.

    az i sed in de column mayn we juss kickin it an we wuz steady chieifn on de kill lass night an de boi dun wilded out in de comments section on mah computer. he aint even write dat shit he juss replaced sum words haha yall trippin mayn!

  8. SukedowN Says:

    Single-time Ro > Double-time Ro

  9. MAYNHOLUP! Says:

    ay suke: iss like choosin between Ap. Now an de Godfather: der’s no need ta decide mayn!

  10. MFPOON Says:

    RO IS MY NIGGA, BUT MAYNHOLUP, U JUS A SQUARE ASS BITCH NIGGA

  11. Tray Says:

    I don’t really get the piff joke.

  12. Fuzzd-out Says:

    Yo yall need to not take yourselves so serious, shit’s just a few 16s between friends, rite?

    ….online, too! like you go hard because you can comment in all caps. psh.

    money talks an bullshit walks and right now all i see is some guap on cbrap every week from mayn.

  13. PURPLE HULK Says:

    I havent been on this site in a while, but is this guy a joke?

  14. MF POON Says:

    FUZD OUT U SPEAK TRUTH, I CANT CALL YOU OUT 4 THAT SHIT B4 U STARTD DICK RIDING MAYN, BUT MAYN IS A GROUPIE HOE, HE NEED TO GET OF RO DICK

    RO IS RAW, BUT YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO SOMETHIN THAT IS NOT RO SOMETIMES, I THOUGHT THATS WHAT THIS WEBSITE IS ABOUT FOOL!

  15. Gasman Says:

    I hope ‘Ro shits on your face

  16. MF POON Says:

    GAS MAN I HOPE U TALKN BOUT MAYN
    CUZ IF U TALKN BOUT ME ILL… WELL I CANT REALLY DO SHIT EXCEPT TALKS SHIT BACK IN CAPS

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