White Boy Bland

Young Dro & Yung LA – “Excuse Me

from Black Boy Swag White Boy Tags (Mixtape, 2009)

Worst mixtape with the best name? Fueled by the (relative) success of “Ain’t I“, Black Boy White Boy teams the mighty Dro with the weakest rapper on Grand Hustle – Yung LA. For those not keeping score, LA is the label’s recent fruity pebble punk rock signee. He raps like a more effeminate Shawty Lo, and, as we are frequently reminded on the tapes interludes, wears “spikes on his arms.” Right.

As a label limbo’d great rapper who is basically doomed to be a one hit wonder, Dro is exactly the type who should be making some sort of grand We Got It For Cheap type artistic tape. Imagine him rapping about tilapia and hexadecimal whips and tokyo diamonds and Jumanji over old RZA or Organized or Don Cannon instrumentals. Instead he’s riding here with LA on some uninspired thundercat rap bull, both way too proud to be acting like white people. It’s like 80 minutes of “Party Like A Rockstar” except with less compelling or relevant production.

Which wouldn’t be a huge problem if the dominant half of the duo was actually rapping to his potential. Best Thang Smokin’ wasn’t exactly a conceptual or production triumph, but Dro was rhyming so damn well that you didn’t notice. Now dude doesn’t even sound like he wants to be there. His lust for language has deteriorated some and his mumbled energy is just mumbled mumbly now. When his once inspired chromatic metaphors and bizarre cultural references do pop up they seem almost predictable. His rhyme placement is less frequently internalized. Only on “Excuse Me” (pronounced “Excurz Me”?) does he come anywhere close to his former glories – talking about hammerhead sharks and riding with Punky Brewster.

But don’t take my word for it. Download the entire tape, if you insist.

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10 Responses to “White Boy Bland”

  1. Parodi Says:

    AGREED.

  2. ANU Says:

    I think Boosie has the best verse on the tape

  3. beez Says:

    I’ll take your word for it.

  4. TSF Says:

    “He raps like a more effeminate Shawty Lo.” Pretty much the perfect way to describe Yung LA.

  5. Tray Says:

    “I’ll take your word for it.”

    Oh, me too.

  6. m-stunna Says:

    there rappers think theyre doing something new with the fashion tip even though grandmaster flash and bambaata did that shit way back in the day, when you look back its corny, and its still corny now.

  7. beez Says:

    Two words: MC Duke.

  8. EWOULDBLOCK Says:

    Man, I love “Best Thang Smokin” but Dro is losing it. Even this hammerhead shark shit is a repeat of his boring verse on “Savage Life 2″. Boeeeoeeeoing.

  9. george Says:

    give up on this dude mane

  10. NC Says:

    its the jam round here…

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