Too Hard For Too Hard To Swallow

UGK – “Pregnant Pussy“
from Banned EP (Bigtyme Records, 1992)
Recorded during the Too Hard To Swallow sessions, Banned consists of two (and a half cuts) that were scrapped (and probably rightfully so) by Jive at the time. “Pregnant Pussy” stands out as what I’d consider the most hilarious and beautifully vulgar rap songs ever recorded. And trust me, I’ve heard my fair share of very obscene hip hop. I don’t think anything I could say would adequately prepare you for what you’re about to hear.
The EP’s other full cut, “Mutha Ain’t Mine” is pretty tame in comparison- just your standard issue coat hanger abortion raps. Cop the CD from amazon.
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Tumblin' Erb
January 28th, 2005 at 11:28 pm
Haha… wow.
January 30th, 2005 at 7:35 am
this is what i need to be listening to. please give me more (no homo). what other shit sounds like this. i am stuck on still tippin by slim thug, mike jones, and paul wall. i need more of that type of shit. thanks
January 30th, 2005 at 8:11 pm
go find yourself some k-rino, gritboys, Street Military, ESG, Middle Fingers(bun b’s side project), BAM, or Klondike Kat
January 31st, 2005 at 8:03 am
i live in iowa, so i might have trouble finding these. i’ll look tho. thanks.
January 31st, 2005 at 10:43 am
that’s fucked up. thanks!!!
January 31st, 2005 at 6:17 pm
that’s disgusting – this kind of shit didnt bother me when I was 14 but listening to it now?
disgusting *shrug*
January 31st, 2005 at 8:32 pm
holy shit!!!!!!!
January 31st, 2005 at 9:12 pm
Pregnant Pussy follows closely in the tradition of early Texas horror core-type shit. To me it’s kind of a precursor to “I think I’m the one that’s doin’ dope” from Too Hard To Swallow. For more of this style, definitely check out GANKSTA N.I.P’s first album on Rap-a-lot. Pretty much everybody in Houston was doing this type of shit at the time. While “Pregnant Pussy” is fairly disgusting, I always found N.I.P.’s stuff to be a little darker. Scarface had several verses in this style back then, as well as Bushwick and Seagram. Check for a track called “Actions Speak Louder Than Words” from N.I.P.s first album for a nice, dark possse cut featuring Face, NIP, and Seagram. Like Serg said, SMilitary, BAM and KRino were doing this same-type stuff, but none were quite as graphic to me.
Back to UGK though, very nice post on this one. When will we get The Southern Way? That would be impressive.
February 1st, 2005 at 7:13 am
i bought the new Geto Boys today. i just want to hear some really good southern music. i just like that still tippin beat. i want to relax and just chill. if the lyrics happen to be about dick and babies so be it. it makes me laugh. thanks again.
February 1st, 2005 at 1:52 pm
i like to think of this as a really honest public service announcement. wow.
February 2nd, 2005 at 1:24 pm
That’s easily makes my “Top 10 Ignorant Rap Tracks of All Time” list. Outstanding work.
February 5th, 2005 at 12:41 pm
Finally got off my arse to thank you for the UGK joint. Never even heard of the track before, but I’m lovin’ it now (yer, geto boys fan)… kudos to u man!!